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JOKE: The Final Exam

It was the final exam for an English course at the local university. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, I came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor said as he handed me a booklet.

"Yes I will," I replied. Then I took a seat and began writing.

After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except me, who continued writing. A half hour later, I came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. I attempted to put my exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

I stared at the professor looking incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" I asked again.

"No, and I don't care," replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," I said as I lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed mine in the middle, and walked out of the room.

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